Captain Jack's Pirate Beard Oil Conditioner - 100ml (1 x 100ml)


Captain Jack's Pirate Beard Oil Conditioner - 100ml (1 x 100ml)
Captain Jack's Pirate Beard Oil Conditioner - 100ml (1 x 100ml)
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£15.99
 
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  • PH Balanced & Paraben Free
  • Each Bottle Lasts up to 4 Months
  • Best Value Beard Oil On The Planet
  • Original 'Fiery Lime' Fragrance
  • Condition your beard, before it's too late. Read and heed this cautionary tale lest you suffer the same fate as the legendary pirate 'Lord Smitherton of Rochester' commonly known as 'Captain Crow's Nest Beard'. Renowned for his dark, huge and wildly unkempt beard he was a formidable figure, and a ruthless pirate. There is even a rumour he once killed a man using just his beard. Truly he was the very thing nightmares are made of. But sadly his huge and straggly beard was to be his undoing. One night while celebrating the vanquish of a rival pirate with flagons of ale he stumbled into the street to relieve himself, tripped into the gutter and his long unkempt beard was caught in the wheel of a passing cattle cart, it took only seconds for his head to be wrenched clean off, to end up rolling down the hill. If only his beard was well looked after, he may have lived longer than his short 27 years on this earth. Maybe it was a good thing he was taken from us so he could no longer run rampage on the seven seas. His first mate Jack became the new captain of his ship and vowed never to shave his face, in honour of his lost Captain. Jack was wise and vowed not to suffer the same fate as his wild bearded mentor. He searched and searched on his travels and came up with a unique treatment to keep his beard well conditioned, scented, and free from snags, loops and knots - that could potentially lead to his downfall. Captain Jack's Pirate Beard Oil Conditioner was born and Captain Jack lived a long and prosperous life, some say he still sails the seven seas with his beard flying in the wind...

 



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64x64
I love it, 30 Sept. 2015

My first beard oil ever ! Obviously i cant compare it with others but it does feel nice and soft, subtle scent for the ladies that get too close (they love to put their fingers on our big beards) beard is now smooth and shiny, its a brand new beard !! =) another plus is the bottle not being glass, you can trow it on your duffle or rucksack and use it after a shower at the gym, ORRRRR with your new shinny smooth pirate beard you will get lucky and spend the night at some LAY DEEEE place and you want to look good in the morning when you head off, anyway the bottle being flexible saved me today as i hit it with my arm and it fell (lost half of the liquid 5 minutes after receiving it) but at least i still have half a bottle and no broken glass everywere, so those details really do matter, not much to add, feels good, looks good, smeels good, its a new beard, seriously for anyone unsure about the product, go ahed, you wont be disapointed, 100ml bottle for this price against other brands...

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64x64
Must buy, 6 Sept. 2015
Excellent item, great smell, highly recommended to all you beardsman out there,Very good for dry and itchy beards,

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64x64
Five Stars, 23 Dec. 2015
It does the job nicely.

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